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// 24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM//

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE:

THEN I’M LIKE:

THEN I’M LIKE:

THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE:

AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE:

AND:

AND:

02 / 05

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raspberrying:

How many times do I have to sob and whine whilst doing things last minute until I learn to stop procrastinating

Always at least one more apparently.

(via littlecure)

20 / 04

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collegehumor:

ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time

It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.

But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?

Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.

And yes, this is real.

_**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

via: Deadspin

All the reasons I’m not in a sorority wrapped up in one nice little email.

(Source: deadspin.com)

18 / 04

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coffee-and-yoga:

crawling my way to the end of this semester

yep.

(Source: elvishness)

15 / 04

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shortformblog:

sotheresthat:

I choose to concentrate on things like this on days like these. If I were to try to contemplate the reasons on why and how a thing like this could happen, I’d get lost in a sea of terror. As much as I like to joke about hating people, as a whole we’re a pretty good lot, and people rising up and doing things for their fellow citizens brings me peace and hope on an otherwise scary day.

I am glad the people I know are safe. I hope the people you know are too. My heart goes out to the city and all those affected.

Also please note that I would trust Perez Hilton before I’d trust the NY Post. A lot of information gets thrown around haphazardly, make sure it’s the right info before you panic.

Perspective in a tough time.